Do you ever just dig on being in a bad mood? I'm totally down with my bad mood today. I've got my office door closed, and I'm CaseMappin' away, but damned if I'll pretend I'm happy about the sitch. Yup, I'm liking my bad mood. I've read that Americans are ashamed to not be happy 24-7. So I need to buck that trend. "I'm moody! I'm sad! And that's not bad!" (Picture me waving signs in front of Capitol building. I will be marching alone; moody people don't like crowds.) American culture will no longer keep me down. On the other hand... it might just be my decision to go without caffeine today. I feel woozy...
Tonight I learn about the Kabbalah. I'm hoping that lame-o, copycat Madonna shows up with her Angelina-Knockoff family from the nation of Edimame (just south of South Africa). This is a six-week course that will surely lead to englightenment, and, if not, those bitches will pay me back, yes they will.
The only thing more amazingly boring than my job are the jobs of people whose documents I review. "Dear re-insurer, you have totally reneged on our deal that you cover us for 20% excess over 5.1B for April 2014." Pssshhhhhhh. (Sound of my long dramatic sigh.) "Dear insured, eat it."
What do you think could make boring jobs more fun?
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