Who's job is it to show you the proper path? It's the internet's job, silly. Your job is simply to use the right search terms and all will unfold. Ta-da! Thank you, Al Gore!!
Well, my spiffy new book says that we suck at predicting what will make us happy, and, in fact, falsely remember what made us happy in the past. So really I guess you gotta just try shit out. And I realize there's the problem of "mortality," and that trying careers out takes time, but, well... yeah. Since we can't seem to predict anything that will make us happy, I guess we're free of the false-prediction burden. Shew, that's a lifted weight.
You know what I love lately? Diet root beer and butter. I mean, not together. But lately I'm obsessed with butter, and find diet root beer an uplifting change from Diet Coke. I'm totally barfed-out on Diet Coke. The thought of it makes me feel all acidy. As for butter, I want it on everything... mmmm.... chocolate-covered butter stick... oh wait, that's cake.
Tertl Head made me try putting salt water through one nostril and out the other in order to get rid of allergies. I don't know abou it actually working, but I think it's funny that you can put liquid in one nostril and have it come out the other. Weird.
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